Adu mulut yay!

Yay! Try to answer this.. this.. questions.
Saya banget deh ih :p


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Objective:
Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule:
Respond to these people as mean and as sarcastic you could be!!
(YR stands for Your Response.)

Are you ready? GO!!

If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute..
YR: Did you hear something? (lalu pergi)

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome..
YR: OH! Compare with jamban! Congrats!

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: Like i care

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multiskilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: In the Kindergaten?

5) You don’t know me? I am an artist; I have albums
YR: What albums? Photo Albums?

If an annoying pretty woman/handsome guy says:

1) I know you like me..
YR: I know you are dreaming

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!!
YR: NGGA level BANCI!

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: OF COURSE! Only a person named Omas is kinda your type

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: No problem, my Limousin has been waiting

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: Only fool peoples do that

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: Err do i know you?

2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee?
YR: Sure, 911!

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: Sounds like nightmare

4) What do you like about me?
YR: NOTHING of course

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: Yes, but after you do a plastic surgery.

If your enemy says:

1) Hi bitch!
YR: Hi animal!

2) You smell like shit!
YR: You smell like my shit

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: Keep dreaming hctib!

.4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: What an abstract creature you are!

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: Ya after i kick yours first

If your ex says:
1) I still love you..
YR: talk to my hand.

2) I know you still love me!!
YR: Like i care

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: i'm taken baby

.4) Please call me..
YR: Call? Call you gay?

5) The break up hurts me so much..
YR: (smiling) so what?

If an annoying salesperson says:

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Everyone knows

2) Seriously, I used this product and look at me, I am changed!
YR: changed to more ugly? No thanks

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: SO CHEAP. I'm not going to buy something cheap

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: Did you talk with me?

5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: You must wearing double glasses

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AHAHAHAAA saya sukaaaaaaa ini.


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