17 Jun 2009

If I Were A Boy

If I were a boy even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted
And go drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I'd kick it with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
'Cause they stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man
I'd listen to her
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
'Cause he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

If I were a boy
I would turn off my phone
Tell everyone it's broken
So they'd think that I was sleeping alone
I'd put myself first
And make the rules as I go
'Cause I know that she'd be faithful
Waiting for me to come home, to come home

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man
I'd listen to her
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
'Cause he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
It's a little too late for you to come back
Say it's just a mistake
Think I'd forgive you like that
If you thought I would wait for you
You thought wrong
But you're just a boy

You don't understand
And you don't understand, oh
How it feels to love a girl
Someday you wish you were a better man
You don't listen to her
You don't care how it hurts
Until you lose the one you wanted
'Cause you're taking her for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
But you're just a boy

Beyonce - If I Were A Boy

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Pernah mikir ngga sih, kenapa diri lo dilahirin sebagai seorang perempuan; atau mungkin laki-laki bagi kalian yang laki-laki;

Perempuan sebagai makhluk yang halus dan sensitif, tetapi penuh dengan kejutan.
Sedangkan laki-laki sebagai makhluk yang kasar, pemberani, dan pemimpin, tetapi takluk dengan perempuan.

Gue disini, menulis sebagai perempuan. Sumpah deh dari orok gue juga udah perempuan kok - -
Kalau liat foto foto gue jaman dulu sih, aduh lucu banget ya jadi little girl.
Punya baju warna warni, tempat tidur penuh boneka, pake dress pink, tutu, sepatu ballet, baju baju lucu. Rambut dikuncir kesana kemari, kuncir dua, kuncir kuda, kuncir banyak, dicepol, dikasih bandana, jepitan, topi kupluk, daaaaaaaan lain lain.

Mungkin nyokap kita juga seneng kali ya ngedandanin anak perempuan. Coba deh lo liat di toko pakaian anak perempuan. Aduuuuuh gue juga pengen banget beli yang lucu lucu mungil mungil gitu.
Bukannya gue ngga demen ye sama anak laki-laki jagoan :p no offense boys!
Tapi nih ya, perempuan itu memiliki segalanya berwarna warni. Kita bisa punya baju warna pink, biru, hijau, merah, bahkan hitam. Walaupun mayoritas warna biru dan hitam itu adalah 'warna' laki-laki. Tapi kita masih dapat memakainya. Nah kalau laki-laki, apa pantes ya make baju 'warna' perempuan, kayak pink, ungu gitu? Ya tapikan sekarang juga ngga dinafikan lagi kalo warna-warna perempuan juga dapat dipakai oleh laki-laki.
Ah tetep aja, beruntungnya dulu jadi anak perempuan.

*lah emang sekarang udah bukan perempuan lagi lu khans?*

Masih kok maseeeeeeh.

ehm

Iyaya ngga abis pikir aja gitu. Coba kalo gue dilahirin jadi anak laki-laki. Aih pasti gue masih molor nih jam segini :p
hmm..

If I were a boy,


I would do sport. Three kinds of sports. SoftBall, Surfing, and Racing. Serius deh.
Gue juga bakal ikut bidang musik. Guitar. Electric Guitar. Atau apalah tu namanya gue ngga tau - -

*lah khans, tapi kan cewe sekarang juga banyak kaleeee yang maen gitar*

Iya tapi masalahnya gue sayang sama jari-jari lembut gue ini, kan kalo laki-laki lebih macho aja ya gitu ya megang gitar.

( n a j i s ) .

If I were a boy,

Gue ngisi hobi gue dengaaaaan main playstation? Atau game apa itu namanya? Guitar Hero?
HAHAHAHA enggak lah.

Gue bakal ngisi hobi gue dengan ngoleksi barang barang LEGO! Ah i do love LEGO. Uniks bangets lahs meeeeen.
Atau juga ngoleksi boneka figuran SuperHero dari Marvel! Kerens bangets dehs ahs.


If I were a boy,

Gue ngga bakal jadi anak warnet. Hayah. Iya siapa juga yang mau. Pokoknya, i own laptop yang setiap hari gue bawa kemana mana.

*lah khans, kan perempuan juga bisa itu mah*

Iya tau gue jugaaaaa, pokoknya kalo jadi laki-laki, gue pengennya kayak gini. Ngga harus yang hanya bisa dilakukan laki laki tapi tak bisa dilakukan oleh perempuan - -

*oooh yaudah lanjut lanjut*

Gue ngga mau punya motor. Titik.
Gue maunya punya mobil. Meeeeeeeen mobil meeen.
Gue mau odyssey, tapi kayaknya kegedean - - ah yang penting i own sportscar :p
Gue juga ngga mau ngumpul di tempat-tempat gaul. Kalau sama temen-temen gue, gue maunya ngumpul di cafe, indoor atau outdoor. Ngumpul di resto.
Is it like kinda of gay? HAHAHA nepermayn.

Gue straight yee, ngga mau ntar gue jadi gay.

If I were a boy,

I wouldn't become a trouble maker. But not hesitant also. Yang netral netral aja.
Gue juga bakal masuk bidang science. Please, no art, no music, yang gitu-gitu.
Beneran deh. Gue bakal masuk science. Maybe i wear a specs. Yang item-item gimanaaaa gitcu :p

Nerd but not geek. Cool but nerd. Ahahhaaha bingung gue juga.

If I were a boy,

Maybe i do my first cigarette in 15. Yah maybe.


If I were a boy,

Gue punya cita cita sebagai pilot, atau angkasawan, atau astronot, atau apa sajalah yang berhubungan dengan angkasa. Keren aja gitu meeeeeeen.

Yang pasti,
If I were a boy,

Gue bakal nyari pacar kayak nyokap gue kayak ibu gue kayak emak gue.
Pinter masak, ngga neko neko, outgoing, dan sangat pandai bergaul.
Mantaaaap.

If I were a boy, then i will be a man.

Nggamau deeeeh jadi melambai - -



nca

1 komentar:

Rinda Gultom mengatakan...

hahahhahahah kocak
if i were a boy, maybe i'll sing
if i were a girl ....


hahahahhahaa
okeh tuh mobil ....